farmfarm โ€” we grow what we buy
farmfarm
Track record Vs. buyers How it works FAQ Talk to the Farm ๐Ÿšœ
Five brands, max, ever

We Don't Flip Brands.
We Farm Them.

farmfarm is a small, hands-on company that buys great consumer brands and grows them, forever. No rollups, no stripping it for parts, no vanishing into a portfolio of fifty other companies. If you built something real and you're ready for your next chapter, we'd love to hear from you.

Talk to the Farm ๐Ÿšœ No bankers. No deck. Just tell us about your brand.
farmfarm ยท est. now

Live From The Farm ๐Ÿšœ

The farm, right now
Brands In The Barn
Real count
0 / 5
5 slots ยท five still open
Deals Reviewed
Climbing
0
Brands we've looked at, all-time
Ad Spend Deployed
Not yet live
โ€”
Unlocking after our first deal
Portfolio Revenue
Not yet live
โ€”
Unlocking after our first deal

Every number here is a real one. Ad spend and portfolio revenue stay dark until our first deal closes โ€” we'd rather show you nothing than show you a number we made up.

Before farmfarm

We've Already Grown This Crop ๐ŸŒพ

Two consumer supplement brands, built and run by the same person who runs farmfarm. Both stay unnamed โ€” the operators we buy from get the same discretion.

Brand one
Undisclosed
$15M
Revenue per year
Multivitamin supplements

A mass-market daily vitamin line taken to eight figures โ€” paid acquisition, subscription retention, and a supply chain that held up at volume.

Brand two
Undisclosed
$1.2M
Revenue per year
Turmeric supplements

A focused single-ingredient brand grown to seven figures โ€” proof the same playbook works small and profitable, not just big.

Combined annual revenue
$16.2M
Built by hand, not by committee. That's the operator you'd be selling to.
Names, P&Ls and references available privately once we're both serious โ€” never on a website.
What farmfarm is

Most buyers want to flip your brand in three years and move on. We're not most buyers.

farmfarm buys a small handful of brands โ€” five, max โ€” and holds every one forever. You built it, we'll grow it, and it stays yours in every way that matters.

5
Brands. Max. Ever.
Side by side

farmfarm vs. a typical buyer

farmfarm ๐ŸŒพ
Typical Buyer
How many brands we buy
Five, max, ever
As many as they can
How long we hold
Forever
3 to 5 years, then resold
Your team
Stays, if they want to
Usually restructured
Who you talk to
The person who runs farmfarm, directly
A deal team, then you're a line item
Process
Fast โ€” we're small
Committees and months of back and forth

How it works

Four steps, no committees
1
Say hello

Fill out the form below and tell us about your brand.

2
We take a look

Real revenue, real customers โ€” that's what we care about.

3
A real conversation

No bankers required. Just us.

4
We grow it together

Your next chapter starts. Your brand's story doesn't end.

What we look for

Three things

An established DTC or ecommerce brand
Real monthly revenue โ€” roughly $900k/month and up
A founder ready for an exit, or for a growth partner

Think We're a Fit?

Tell us about your brand. If it's what we're looking for, we'll be in touch fast.

What's your number?
You name the price, not us

We'd rather hear what the brand is worth to you than throw out a lowball first. Tell us the number you'd actually be happy with โ€” it saves everyone weeks.

Drop your numbers in the barn
Optional โ€” but it moves things fast
What a full brand PDF usually covers
๐ŸŒพ Executive summaryp6
๐ŸŒป Investment highlightsp7
๐Ÿ“ Company and brandp9
๐ŸŒฝ Products and portfoliop10
๐Ÿฎ Market overviewp12
๐Ÿ Competitive positioningp13
๐Ÿฆ† Channelsp14
๐Ÿšœ Operations and supply chainp15
๐Ÿฆ‹ Marketing and customerp16
๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ Management and teamp17
๐Ÿ„ Financial overviewp19
๐Ÿฝ Unit economicsp21
๐ŸŒพ Gross marginp24
๐ŸŒฒ Forecast and scenariosp28
๐Ÿฅ Growth opportunitiesp32
๐ŸŽ Transaction and processp34
๐Ÿชต Entity, structure, perimeterp36
๐ŸŒป Appendicesp38
Don't have a deck? Skip it. A P&L and a sentence about your brand is genuinely enough to start.
Read by one person โ€” the one who runs farmfarm.
Got it.

We read every single one ourselves. If it's a fit, you'll hear from us soon. ๐ŸŒป

Questions

Straight answers
No. We're deliberately small โ€” five brands max โ€” so we're picky on purpose. If it's not a fit, we'll tell you fast instead of stringing you along.
We keep what's working. We're not here to gut it and slap a new name on it.
No. Fill out the form and tell us about your business โ€” that's genuinely it.
Established DTC and ecommerce brands with real revenue and real customers.
Still reading? Let's talk. Talk to the Farm ๐Ÿšœ